satire – Page 2 – Jonathan Moeller, Pulp Writer

The books of Jonathan Moeller

judging people

I frightened an immigrant Somali* teenager this morning. But I had good reason. She was in my parking space. She

A British woman bought a McDonald’s Happy Meal, left it on her shelf for six months, and it showed not

I fix a lot of computers, and sometimes, to express their gratitude for my immense technological prowess, my clients bring

Mayonnaise makes almost anything taste better. Like, a tuna sandwich without mayonnaise is a disgusting pile of malodorous dead fish

Via marycatelli, here is an excellent essay on one of Michael Moorcock’s essays by superversive/Tom Simon, criticizing Moorcook’s rather ill-founded

Lately I’ve been reading Michael Moorcock’s “Elric” stories, and I’ve noticed two things about Elric as a character: -He whines

…is the most disgusting swill ever to befoul the earth. People enjoy this stuff? It tastes like Satan’s fermented armpit

A repost, but for my new website, I’m re-running some of my old pieces where the crew of the Starship

Windows 7 comes out today. My experiences with it so far have been pretty positive. But, I wonder, what would

I’ve spent a lot of time lately trying to get a bunch of smartphones to work properly with email and