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a one-sentence review of “Brave”

Basically, 60% of “Brave” was a chick flick about mother-daughter relationships, 20% was a coming-of-age story, 15% was unspeakable Lovecraftian horror in the mold of Franz Kafka’s The Metamorphosis, and the remaining 5% was a stern moral against using sorcery to resolve family conflict.

-JM

One thought on “a one-sentence review of “Brave”

  • Wow that’s an odd combination!
    1) Did you like it?
    2) I assumed it was going to be a ‘girl power’ movie, so I was going to skip it. Was it?
    3) Lovecraftian horror?! Do tell!

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