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And Now For Some Important Advice Concerning John Carter Of Mars

Do not, under any circumstances, come between John Carter of Mars and the woman he loves. Because John Carter of Mars will destroy your civilization.

When the Martian Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for John Carter of Mars.

Also, if you are the immortal tyrant of Mars, ruling with an iron fist over uncountable millions, attended by legions of invincible soldiers who regard your every whim as divine law, commanding a vast fleet of terrible Martian aircraft, and residing in an impregnable fortress from whom no man has ever escaped, do not attempt to kidnap the beloved wife of John Carter of Mars. Trust me on this – it will not end well. For you, anyway.

Because John Carter of Mars does not sleep. He waits.

(Why yes – I have been reading THE MARTIAN TRILOGY by Edgar Rice Burroughs.)

-JM

3 thoughts on “And Now For Some Important Advice Concerning John Carter Of Mars

  • Manwe

    I just bought the first trilogy last year, but have not had a chance to read it yet. Can’t wait for the movie coming out in March!

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    • jmoellerwriter

      You know, I only found out there was a moving coming out *after* I wrote this post. So hopefully the movie doesn’t suck.

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      • Manwe

        Really? I thought you were writing it in part *because* of the new film, lol.
        As for the film itself, if the trailers are any indication, it looks like it will be good.

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