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Question of the Week: A Useful Smartphone?

It’s time for Question of the Week, which is designed to inspire interesting discussion of enjoyable topics.

This week’s question: what was the first smartphone you ever used, and what was the first time you decided it was useful and not a waste of money?

For myself, it was in 2013 when I got my first smartphone, a Samsung Galaxy S3. I hadn’t wanted to get a smartphone, but it was becoming increasingly difficult to find non-smartphones, so I finally bit the bullet and moved into the new technology. At the time I hugely resented it since I just wanted another flip phone.

When did I find it useful for the first time? I remember it distinctly. I was working in IT support at the time, and the next day I had to go activate some network ports in another building. The building in question had been built in the 90s before Wi-Fi, and so every room had something like a billion Ethernet ports in it. But network switches are expensive, and even though the building had something like five hundred Ethernet ports, only forty-eight of them could be active at any one time since that was how many ports the network switch had. So when anyone moved offices, an IT support minion (me) had to go over there and move the active network ports in the network closet.

I used to take a notebook with me on those kinds of calls so I could write down the port numbers and then match them up to the appropriate ports in the switch closet. But as I was doing this, it occurred to me that I didn’t have to write down the port numbers, I could just take a picture of them and then look at the picture on my phone!

This was much more efficient than writing down a bunch of port numbers, and that was the first time I saw a smartphone as a useful tool instead of just an expensive toy.

The inspiration for this week’s question was a recent email I got from a reader complaining at how the characters in SILENT ORDER still use “phones” even though it’s far in the future. 🙂

-JM

2 thoughts on “Question of the Week: A Useful Smartphone?

  • Justin Bischel

    My work issued me a Blackberry in 2004. Some folks consider them the first smartphone, I considered it a pain. They figured that with that, they owned me 24/7 and demanded an answer within 5 minutes to any email. I stopped that by asking how much they were paying me to reply outside of work hours. Then I was brought in for a reprimand for not replying to an urgent email sent during the day. My defense was that I was driving back from a remote site. When I asked if I should be using the device while driving (already a no-no) or should I pull over and check every time I got a message, my boss decided that just maybe I wouldn’t get in trouble. That time, anyways. So far, I was not a fan.

    In 2011 we switched from Blackberries to Samsung, with the first Galaxy S. I was unsure about the change, but the increased battery life and ability to put the phone in my shirt pocket won me over. What made it a true useful tool was when I installed a Flashlight app on it. Working in a prison made it a pain to bring in a flashlight, you had to have paperwork and disassemble it at every checkpoint to show that there was no contraband being smuggled in. The phone got a sticker and was blessed to pass scrutiny thereafter. That flashlight was so handy! Now it’s part of the OS, but then it needed a separate program to run.

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    • Jonathan Moeller

      Yeah, the smartphones have definitely contributed to the erosion of work/life balance.

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