The Demonsouled Beginner’s Guide

After my post on technical books, a comment on Facebook suggested writing a Demonsouled Beginner’s Guide. I don’t think I’ll do that, but I do wonder what the back cover text for the book would be like… 🙂

Born Demonsouled? Don’t know how to use your powers? Fear not! THE DEMONSOULED BEGINNER’S GUIDE gives new Demonsouled an overview of their supernatural abilities, from simple regeneration and combat enhancement to advanced domination, high sorcery, and empire-building.

In the Guide, you’ll learn how to:

-Quickly heal wounds, both major and minor. No more trips to the emergency room!

-Use the dark power of your heritage to enhance your strength.

-Use Demonsouled power to augment your speed. Never be late for an appointment again!

-Employ the fury of your Demonsouled blood to succeed, whether in the boardroom or your personal life.

-Travel instantaneously through the shadows. You’ll save a fortune on gas and car maintenance!

-Use your power to command Malrags and lesser undead. You can create your own army of personal assistants and unholy creatures, 24/7!

-Enhance your magic with the wrath of your Demonsouled blood. No more embarrassing spell-casting failures!

-Command legions of loyal followers, using your supernatural charisma.

-Prevent nightmares from deranging your sanity. No more psychotic breakdowns or hallucinations of dead enemies!

-Ascend to the heavens and rule the earth as a god (advanced users only).

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Jonathan Moeller is the author of THE DEMONSOULED BEGINNER’S GUIDE, SIXTEEN STEPS FOR SERPENT SUCCESS: THE SAN-KETH CLERIC’S GUIDE TO WORLD CONQUEST ON NINETEEN DOLLARS A DAY, and ALWAYS LOOK UP: THE MAGUS’S HANDBOOK FOR AVOIDING GHOST ASSASSINS.

-JM