I have become a Twit
At last I have succumbed, and gotten a Twitter account.
All part of my fiendish master plan, you see.
Join me! Join in the swirling maelstrom of Lovecraftian madness* that is Twitter!
-JM
*If a swirling maelstrom of LOLcats and Charlie Sheen quotes can be called Lovecraftian, that is.